Ms kapoor i do wish u had picked better looking people as ur actors, i mean some look downright ugly or maybe their make up qualifies for the horrors they look. And draupadi for christs sake did u have to pick her - i mean its well known that u 'like' her, but give the viewers a beautiful woman of cvharacter as draupadi not a screaming screeching anita hassanandani. I think Chitrangada Singh, that beautiful gorgeous lady would have been so right. I hope someone somewhere makes a Mahabharata and casts her as draupadi.
Ved Vyasji is another horrible casting job, such a puny thin actor. Honestly! The good ones are Arjun (he looks great), Duryodhana (Aryan Vaid also looks his part) , Bhishma, Dushasana are the nicely cast ones. Also Hiten Tejwani is a nice pick for Karan. But save these the rest are horrors. The actress chosen to play Devkiji is atrocious, her make up is ghastly and her clothes distasteful with a sexily cut blouse. ughhh!
Although i liked the 'greek' look that the actors have been given it seems some of the drama has too much influence of ekta kapoors other serials. I mean their speech and behaviuor is so ridiculously out of place, they adress each other as 'bhaiya' as oppossed to 'bratashree' in the original mahabharata that we all saw while we grew up. kids nowadays are gonna watch this crap version, i think their parents might as well let them watch her other crap serials.
What i do like is that it is fast paced, but way too much drama. and i hope she stickes to the facts of the legend instead of adding her own two bit to the original story.
And Miss Kapoor why do you like to copy so much. i mean the scene where young Bhishma is out getting trained (killing that artificial wolf) is such a direct copy of that sparta flick where young spartans go and fend for themsleves. use some brain some imagination, tell your writers to do the same, whats the point of just copy pasting? And she says in her interview something like 20 years later she wants them to compare newer versions of mahabharata with ekta kapoors mahabharata! Oh boy grow up!
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Deepika Padukone - shes not like that!
I just read everywhere how 'loose' deepika padukone was because..... hold your breath..she kissed her boyfriend in public!!!
I thought i'd write this post as these accusations are just so bloody downright unfair!!
Firstly the girl is in 'one' relationship so what is so wrong with what she did. Go abroad to any western country and see how people in love behave openly, and nobody stares at them, in fact nobody even bothers to notice them. And before anybody (moralistic indian) bombards me about the great differance between their (western) culture and our 'holy - moral' indian culture, when you walk the streets of london or NY even in a short skirt you will never be eve teased. But here in great bharatdesh, even if you are wearing a salwar khameez chances are you will be eve teased if your walking on a crowded street.
So grow uo for Gods sake and dont consider a kiss as something that stamps a girl as loose!
Deepika in fact is one of the most open straightfoward actresses (the one is kareena kapoor). Give her due credit for she has not succembed to the pressure of sleeping around for money or roles as many of our other actresses have who keep a nice homely girl facade!
There are agents in delhi and Mumbai who procure actresses for business men who pay the moon for a nights stand. Miss Padukone has refused all such offers and beleieve e i know what im talking about.
I dont understand the intellectual abilities of these people who make such claims that this or that woman is loose only because she loves in all honesty. These same people do not mind voting for say a Jayalalitha who was mistress for years of her mentor. Or jayaprada, i mean tell me why is she elected to the Samajwadi party? For her ability to think (Hah) or her ability to orate (Bah!) or solely for her association with Amar Singh.
These are the same people who will perhaps think a Rani Mukherjee/priyanka chopra is of good charcter because they keep ther personal life under wraps, and no problem with that. People will respect Hema malini (i do too) although she married a much married dharmendra , i dont judge her for that - love happens in all circumstances. But because poor deepika dresses fab and talks open and behaves as her heart tell her with no facade she is termed loose!
When will the mindset of men and women of country change i wonder. i dont think education has done anything for it to change. all these bloggers who write are educated people and they think like this! Sad!
A note to deepika if she ever reads this :) - The Kapoor khandaan is as moralistic, chauvinistic as these guys who lable you you as loose - You see raj kapoor had a blast with all his heroines yet his wife had to be of impeccable repute, now you may say that was eons ago. But i think not much has changed in the stagnated kapoor khandaan. Ranbir's mom said something silly about how nowadays guys have to come to terms with their girlfriends having been in relationhips before (neetu kapoor grow up, seriously!)
His sister Riddhima kapoor sahni said somwthing even sillier. She said the women in the kapoor khandaan dont act and so she was upset with cousins karisma and kareena! Huh!! Both these girls have worked their asses off to be successful actress's and you who have done nothing but look pretty and superficially poised and marry some delhi guy, how can you criticise them? And why do you model for those jewellry adverts all the time, is modelling ok but acting not?
So deepika you might also want to act fake and coy and all that to please the kapoor khandaan! But please dont, dont loose your identity for a bunch of stagnated fools.
I thought i'd write this post as these accusations are just so bloody downright unfair!!
Firstly the girl is in 'one' relationship so what is so wrong with what she did. Go abroad to any western country and see how people in love behave openly, and nobody stares at them, in fact nobody even bothers to notice them. And before anybody (moralistic indian) bombards me about the great differance between their (western) culture and our 'holy - moral' indian culture, when you walk the streets of london or NY even in a short skirt you will never be eve teased. But here in great bharatdesh, even if you are wearing a salwar khameez chances are you will be eve teased if your walking on a crowded street.
So grow uo for Gods sake and dont consider a kiss as something that stamps a girl as loose!
Deepika in fact is one of the most open straightfoward actresses (the one is kareena kapoor). Give her due credit for she has not succembed to the pressure of sleeping around for money or roles as many of our other actresses have who keep a nice homely girl facade!
There are agents in delhi and Mumbai who procure actresses for business men who pay the moon for a nights stand. Miss Padukone has refused all such offers and beleieve e i know what im talking about.
I dont understand the intellectual abilities of these people who make such claims that this or that woman is loose only because she loves in all honesty. These same people do not mind voting for say a Jayalalitha who was mistress for years of her mentor. Or jayaprada, i mean tell me why is she elected to the Samajwadi party? For her ability to think (Hah) or her ability to orate (Bah!) or solely for her association with Amar Singh.
These are the same people who will perhaps think a Rani Mukherjee/priyanka chopra is of good charcter because they keep ther personal life under wraps, and no problem with that. People will respect Hema malini (i do too) although she married a much married dharmendra , i dont judge her for that - love happens in all circumstances. But because poor deepika dresses fab and talks open and behaves as her heart tell her with no facade she is termed loose!
When will the mindset of men and women of country change i wonder. i dont think education has done anything for it to change. all these bloggers who write are educated people and they think like this! Sad!
A note to deepika if she ever reads this :) - The Kapoor khandaan is as moralistic, chauvinistic as these guys who lable you you as loose - You see raj kapoor had a blast with all his heroines yet his wife had to be of impeccable repute, now you may say that was eons ago. But i think not much has changed in the stagnated kapoor khandaan. Ranbir's mom said something silly about how nowadays guys have to come to terms with their girlfriends having been in relationhips before (neetu kapoor grow up, seriously!)
His sister Riddhima kapoor sahni said somwthing even sillier. She said the women in the kapoor khandaan dont act and so she was upset with cousins karisma and kareena! Huh!! Both these girls have worked their asses off to be successful actress's and you who have done nothing but look pretty and superficially poised and marry some delhi guy, how can you criticise them? And why do you model for those jewellry adverts all the time, is modelling ok but acting not?
So deepika you might also want to act fake and coy and all that to please the kapoor khandaan! But please dont, dont loose your identity for a bunch of stagnated fools.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Live Parliament
I enjoyed watching the live telecast of the parliament. It was fun with all the drama one can possibly imagine. Lalu Prasads speech was by far the most entertaining and enlightening as well. He is a master orator and had even the rowdy opposition sit quietly to listen to what he had to say, there were unanimous smiles at his open innuendos aimed at Mayawati.
Rahul Gandhi’s speech, well, (you can read the spoof below) was very sincere and the man looked sincere as well which is not what you can say about 99% of politicians. It began rather blandly and sounded like some social workers speech, with two examples of poor rural women; then that was disrupted as BSP followers thought Kalawati was a pseudonym for their venerated leader Mayawati, after all Rahuls example was a poor dalit woman – it sounded like their leader!! (HuH!! Their leader sounds like the rich corrupt dalit he-man, but anyways her followers seem to think her a woman).
Then the parliament was adjourned by a very hassled Somnath Chaterjee (never has a man yelled that much!)
Rahuls speech after the break picked up pace and he cut short his rural women sob stories – I think someone advised him to do so.
Omar Abdullah spoke brilliantly I must say. Im surprised as I had always passed him off as the son and heir of a rich political family much associated with all the good things of life (read luxury) to ever in a true sense be a seasoned politician. Well Mr. Abdullah you have silenced your critics with your ability and confidence to orate at least. About your sincerity and lack of corruption…Well….. I don’t understand one thing, if you were so convinced about the nuclear deal being so very beneficial to all Indians, then why did it take you until the very last to decide your stand?
About the war of words between Lk Advani and the prime minister, well I think one MP summed it up very well “Advaniji ko bas yeh problem hain ke deal pe unki signature nahin hain” (Advaniji has only one problem that it is not going to be his signature on the deal.)
And the congress party and their allies, UPA and all that well somebody else summed them up real well “An honest Manmohan leading a dishonest packs of thieves!”
Rahul Gandhi’s speech, well, (you can read the spoof below) was very sincere and the man looked sincere as well which is not what you can say about 99% of politicians. It began rather blandly and sounded like some social workers speech, with two examples of poor rural women; then that was disrupted as BSP followers thought Kalawati was a pseudonym for their venerated leader Mayawati, after all Rahuls example was a poor dalit woman – it sounded like their leader!! (HuH!! Their leader sounds like the rich corrupt dalit he-man, but anyways her followers seem to think her a woman).
Then the parliament was adjourned by a very hassled Somnath Chaterjee (never has a man yelled that much!)
Rahuls speech after the break picked up pace and he cut short his rural women sob stories – I think someone advised him to do so.
Omar Abdullah spoke brilliantly I must say. Im surprised as I had always passed him off as the son and heir of a rich political family much associated with all the good things of life (read luxury) to ever in a true sense be a seasoned politician. Well Mr. Abdullah you have silenced your critics with your ability and confidence to orate at least. About your sincerity and lack of corruption…Well….. I don’t understand one thing, if you were so convinced about the nuclear deal being so very beneficial to all Indians, then why did it take you until the very last to decide your stand?
About the war of words between Lk Advani and the prime minister, well I think one MP summed it up very well “Advaniji ko bas yeh problem hain ke deal pe unki signature nahin hain” (Advaniji has only one problem that it is not going to be his signature on the deal.)
And the congress party and their allies, UPA and all that well somebody else summed them up real well “An honest Manmohan leading a dishonest packs of thieves!”
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Rahul baba's speech attempt
Sonia Gandhi wanted to know how everybody 'really' felt about her sons own hand written speech but she knew they would'nt tell her the truth so she got a mind reader chip that told her the 'real thoughts about everyone.
"Rahul spoke well, didnt he? I mean it was a moving speech"
"Waah wahh!" "What a unusual, truthful, heartfelt, beautiful, wonderful, exciting, moving..aaa ……..aaa” Pranab mukherjee was talking, but since he ran out of adjectives he looked toward jyotiraditya Scindia, sachin pilot and whispered to them “You both have studied lot…so add some more words, big nice words to please madam!”
The two baba log chirped like a thesaurus whatever they had learned in their Harvard, Stanford, Wharton universities
“Magnificent, breathtaking, superb, astonishing, spectacular, stunning, brilliant, luminous, radiant, dazzling, sparkling, gleaming, shining, bright, astounding speech…..blah blah”
“Madam it was a totally Roshagulla (Rasgula) speech” he smiled. There that should satisfy her.
Sonia had a slight frown and Rahul was stamping his feet; This was ass licking, he wanted a critical appraisal, he had told them so many times, but they only continued to lick his ass.
So Sonia then used her mind reader chip and heres what it told her about what they all really thought about rahul baba’s speech :
Manmohan Singh: “The boy meant well.”
The wily Kapil Sibil and Abhishek manu Singhvi were thinking : Why didn’t he tell us to write his speech. We would have written him a better speech even if we had been dead drunk, and the boy spent five focused hours on writing this crap about Kalavati and vaishali and whatever! Yikes!
Jyotiraditya Scindia : They didn’t let me speak as I would have shone over rahul baba. Remember my maiden speech and this is his third speech attempt in parliament and what a waste! Actually on second thoughts I had better not give better speeches, let me get hold of some kalavati’s and jayawati’s and their sob stories that will impress him and his momma more!
Sachin Pilot “Wish my momma’s name was Sonia. That alone would have helped, whats the point of my hard hard work and all my intelligence. Anyways I must brush up my act and get some sob rural women stories of my own otherwise this wily scindia will get ahead.”
Omar Abdullah : “He said he was making the speech as an Indian. But I said I was an Indian and a Muslim!!!! I think my words carried more weight.”
Lalu prasad yadav: “Kya Khaak speech diya! Isko speech bolte hain kya? Hamera speech dekha kya, Pura parliament aur pura India hamere ko hi dekhta tha. Aap ka beta jyada bola hota toh hum ko toh neend aa jaati. Woh cancer wala sharad pawar toh so gaya tha!”
“Kya kalavati aur jayavati ke peeche pade hain rahul baba, hamere bihar main toh bahut widhva hain, bahut aurate bhookhi hain, bimaar hain… toh kaunsi badi baat hain? Humko toh ek hi ‘vati’ ka dar hain…Mayavati!”
Sharad Pawar “ What was he trying to do? give us a conscience at this old age? How can he succeed in reforming us when even my cancer of the mouth has not succeeded? After all I have “one” daughter to think of. Who will provide for her? That’s why I have to do all this BCCI, IPl and Lavasa ghotala!
She is not simple like this simpleton Rahul Gandhi, she needs much more than all the thousands of crores I have collected. Farmers live and farmers die, why get so agitated? Hmmph Rahul should have been a social worker!”
Sonia had actually liked rahuls speech , but that’s maternal instinct, she felt sad as she read the thoughts of her party members and decided not to tell rahul the truth he so keenly looked forward to hearing. I mean he had finally got confidence after so many years and this would spoil it. Sonia decided the ass licking and buttering up only was better so she threw away the mind reader machine and called forth more members to appraise his speech.
Renuka Chowdhry came along boisterous and vehement as ever. (I have always seen the woman fighting, like always, I really pity her husband)
“Rahulji spoke like a true man. He spoke about the misery of the poor. And not only poor but poor women. That is what I liked the most……blah blah”
Rahul got up, upset. “I want some criticism. Please feel free to tell me my faults”
They all looked dumbly at each other. None was brave enough to venture any kind of criticism. Finally one of them turned on the tv, it was showing mayawati “Congress ka Yuvraj kitna bakwas karta hain, usko school teacher banana chahiye….”
"Rahul spoke well, didnt he? I mean it was a moving speech"
"Waah wahh!" "What a unusual, truthful, heartfelt, beautiful, wonderful, exciting, moving..aaa ……..aaa” Pranab mukherjee was talking, but since he ran out of adjectives he looked toward jyotiraditya Scindia, sachin pilot and whispered to them “You both have studied lot…so add some more words, big nice words to please madam!”
The two baba log chirped like a thesaurus whatever they had learned in their Harvard, Stanford, Wharton universities
“Magnificent, breathtaking, superb, astonishing, spectacular, stunning, brilliant, luminous, radiant, dazzling, sparkling, gleaming, shining, bright, astounding speech…..blah blah”
“Madam it was a totally Roshagulla (Rasgula) speech” he smiled. There that should satisfy her.
Sonia had a slight frown and Rahul was stamping his feet; This was ass licking, he wanted a critical appraisal, he had told them so many times, but they only continued to lick his ass.
So Sonia then used her mind reader chip and heres what it told her about what they all really thought about rahul baba’s speech :
Manmohan Singh: “The boy meant well.”
The wily Kapil Sibil and Abhishek manu Singhvi were thinking : Why didn’t he tell us to write his speech. We would have written him a better speech even if we had been dead drunk, and the boy spent five focused hours on writing this crap about Kalavati and vaishali and whatever! Yikes!
Jyotiraditya Scindia : They didn’t let me speak as I would have shone over rahul baba. Remember my maiden speech and this is his third speech attempt in parliament and what a waste! Actually on second thoughts I had better not give better speeches, let me get hold of some kalavati’s and jayawati’s and their sob stories that will impress him and his momma more!
Sachin Pilot “Wish my momma’s name was Sonia. That alone would have helped, whats the point of my hard hard work and all my intelligence. Anyways I must brush up my act and get some sob rural women stories of my own otherwise this wily scindia will get ahead.”
Omar Abdullah : “He said he was making the speech as an Indian. But I said I was an Indian and a Muslim!!!! I think my words carried more weight.”
Lalu prasad yadav: “Kya Khaak speech diya! Isko speech bolte hain kya? Hamera speech dekha kya, Pura parliament aur pura India hamere ko hi dekhta tha. Aap ka beta jyada bola hota toh hum ko toh neend aa jaati. Woh cancer wala sharad pawar toh so gaya tha!”
“Kya kalavati aur jayavati ke peeche pade hain rahul baba, hamere bihar main toh bahut widhva hain, bahut aurate bhookhi hain, bimaar hain… toh kaunsi badi baat hain? Humko toh ek hi ‘vati’ ka dar hain…Mayavati!”
Sharad Pawar “ What was he trying to do? give us a conscience at this old age? How can he succeed in reforming us when even my cancer of the mouth has not succeeded? After all I have “one” daughter to think of. Who will provide for her? That’s why I have to do all this BCCI, IPl and Lavasa ghotala!
She is not simple like this simpleton Rahul Gandhi, she needs much more than all the thousands of crores I have collected. Farmers live and farmers die, why get so agitated? Hmmph Rahul should have been a social worker!”
Sonia had actually liked rahuls speech , but that’s maternal instinct, she felt sad as she read the thoughts of her party members and decided not to tell rahul the truth he so keenly looked forward to hearing. I mean he had finally got confidence after so many years and this would spoil it. Sonia decided the ass licking and buttering up only was better so she threw away the mind reader machine and called forth more members to appraise his speech.
Renuka Chowdhry came along boisterous and vehement as ever. (I have always seen the woman fighting, like always, I really pity her husband)
“Rahulji spoke like a true man. He spoke about the misery of the poor. And not only poor but poor women. That is what I liked the most……blah blah”
Rahul got up, upset. “I want some criticism. Please feel free to tell me my faults”
They all looked dumbly at each other. None was brave enough to venture any kind of criticism. Finally one of them turned on the tv, it was showing mayawati “Congress ka Yuvraj kitna bakwas karta hain, usko school teacher banana chahiye….”
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